I owe them an apology

I am soooo sorry. I admit having had some rather negative thoughts about the president lately. Actually, for quite a while. I really thought he wouldn't have a plan, wouldn't know the heck what he was talking about! And in fact there are many reasons to hold such a view. But they are all so full of misunderstanding! Totally not getting it!
Today I had one of these moments of Eureka: First I wondered what He meant when he repeated the word 'freedom' I think 25 times during His inauguration speech. Seriously: what did he mean? I was convinced it was nothing but a convenient concept everyone would have to support, no one would know what it meant, and Georgie thought it sounded cool and totally divinely inspired. I was soooo wrong!

"Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose"

Yup. That's it. He probably heard it some night on the radio, pumped up with drugs. The lyrics and the song burned deep in His subconscious (that's what happens when your totally wasted, believe me...). And now he's working on Operation Iraqi Freedom. Freedom is on it's way at home, too. And soon: everywhere!!! Get the nukes out Donald, these suckers are going to be so free they might even decide to blow themselves up for all their joy!